Hey! Sup ya'll?

Hi! You can call me LIL mOnKi!LOL! Well, I'm 12 years old and I'm a female from New York! Anyway, I have a lot of hobbies! They include singing,dancing,partying(not adult partying),sleepin,exercising,writing dbz fanfic/stories/etc,i LOVE building websties,i love COMPUTERS,i love BOYS,i love MAKEUP,i love MUSIC,swimming,reading stories,watchin movies,being silly,ANIME,DRAGONBALLZ,chillin,having smart discussions with my sister lol,e-mail,praying,laughing my a$$ off hehe sorry for language lol im like that,chatting with people, and RIDING ROLLERCOASTERSS!! WEEE!!! LOL!!!

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Hi! lol!!!
EATING OUT:
When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY:
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS:
A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

ARGUMENTS:
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

CATS:
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

FUTURE:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

DRESSING UP:
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL:
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING:
A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friThe ends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.